People in New England think that the Red Sox won that series, three games to four.

The '70s were a time of turmoil and turnover. But I grew up here. I always wanted to play here.

It's not what you achieve, it's what you overcome. That's what defines your career.

And then after that, running around the bases, it was just one of those things. You couldn't believe what happened to you. And I look back on it, it's almost like it happened to somebody else.

If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, or play baseball.

A million years went by quick.

But there was also a little of that thing they say about New Englanders: Being from here doesn't prevent me from doing anything, it just prevents me from enjoying it.

A man can be knocked down a thousand times and can still get back up, but when he puts himself down he has defeated himself more than a million others could have done.

In poetry, everything can be faked but the intensity of utterance.

I didn't say to act dead. I said act helpless.

Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

This is the extent of his knowledge of the sea: it was very big, it was salty, and fish lived there.

The cause of making the world a better place for children unites us all.

My own opinion is that just as fundamentally man and woman are one, their problems must be one in essence.

If people don't actively knock the scenery over and they get the words out in something approximating the right order, you're moving on.

It was a long time in the making, my divorce. One day became less special than the next, and pretty soon, we ceased all conversation. It is a sad day when you have nothing left to say.

The heart has its reasons that the mind knows not?