People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Learned arguments do not make a man holy and righteous, whereas a good life makes him dear to God.

The author says the pastor who does not pray is a "mere official" who gets into his office by the necessity of the bread it provides.

We must trust as if it all depended on God and work as if it all depended on us

And the idea of just wandering off to a cafe with a notebook and writing and seeing where that takes me for awhile is just bliss.

Let both sides explore what problems unite us instead of belaboring those problems which divide us.

I play Rock 'n' Roll, that's what I do.

Best team player? As good as Lebron James is, I have to go with Messi. What he's doing, he's on pace to becoming the best ever.

It isn't true that convicts live like animals: animals have more room to move around.

A company and leaders of the company have the responsibility of the precious lives of all the human beings that work there.

Real optimism knows the difficulties but believes they can be overcome.