People like to own things.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Books fall open, you fall in

Every person has the choice to contribute to or drain from this world.

Goodness follows goodness, all in God’s time.

Each one of us is a creator. And together, we are The Creator.

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves.

People have been writing premature obituaries on the women's movement since its beginning.

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

I love thrift shopping. You can get ten things because everything costs, like, three dollars.

Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.