[People] look at [Donald Trump] not prosecuting Hillary [Clinton] as maybe, uh-oh.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Who cares about tomorrow?What more is tomorrow, than another day?(-The Avett Brothers, "Swept Away")

Learn to love and you will learn to live.

Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.

One must be truthful and honest in his approach; a constant independent inquiry and not blindly following a certain blue print laid down by others

Great books don't make great movies. There's too much information in there.

Clown' was written when I couldn't find anyone who believed in me as an artist. Maybe those labels will think twice next time a young songwriter comes along.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

What I have come to believe is that joy is the twin sister of gratitude. I am most joyful when I am most grateful.

What a strange thing! to be alive beneath cherry blossoms.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.