People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

I turned the Gloucester Christmas lights on and our local Newent lights on, so everyone recognises me now. It is a completely different life for me.

I love when I get stories of young women that have overcome things such as birth defects that they've been hated on for or even just their own body confidence stories.

A film actor is just a victim of directors and editors.

Wherever the storm carries me, I go a willing guest.

India needs to be liberated both from the 'high GDP growth hedgehogs' and the 'conservation at all costs hedgehogs.'

A tree lives on its roots. If you change the root, you change the tree. Culture lives in human beings. If you change the human heart the culture will follow.

All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

We need to do a better job of keeping oceans healthy.

The virtue of contentment is the acquiescence of the mind in the lot God has given