People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

My former identity was lying around, somewhere, fragmented and buried, like shards from an earlier civilization.

Hatred and Blessing cannot coexist in the same heart.

Money spent on good-quality gear is always money well spent.

It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.

Women have a right, I believe, to do whatever they want as long as they don't break the law.

When you are part of a megachurch you have no responsibility to anybody else.

He was listening so I don't remember.

The shortest pleasures are the sweetest.

Sometimes I wonder what it will be like to look back on all this. Whether it will seem real.

When you retire for the night offer grateful homage to God for being with you all day long.