People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Old words are reborn with new faces.

Hold material goods and wealth on a flat palm and not in a clenched fist.

My boys. I don't have them to hold. What do I do with my arms?

The static’s nice. I could do without the screechi

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

The money it would cost to buy another car could be [used to] build two schools. So it's an easy choice that makes me very happy.

Man shoot at nothing, sure to hit it.

Suppose there aren't any more A + days once you get to be twelve? Wouldn't that be something! To spend the rest of your life looking for an A + day and not finding it.

What is man but a little soul holding up a corpse?

I think Chris Matthews is a very bright guy. I'd listen to him even if he didn't shout at people.