People make mistakes in life through believing too much, but they have a damned dull time if they believe too little.

We believe that to govern perfectly it is necessary to avoid governing too much.

It seemed to him that the little Manchu had never looked so radiant. She gave him a most charming smile, but her eyes were all for the boy.

Everything will be alright in the end so if it is not alright it is not the end.

The world looks too small when you believe in your eyes

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm Late'.

One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.

During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with the ballads and my boyfriend. And there was the beauty of the songs.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

As brilliant an individual that Michael Jordan was, he was not successful until he got with a good team unit.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

And as such, we need to be empathetic and understanding.

I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.