People more easily tolerate opposition than a contradiction

None are so inconsiderate as those who demand nothing of life other than their own personal comfort.

Misanthropy is a suit of armor lined with thorns.

Many think they have a kind heart who have only weak nerves.

An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men.

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.

Calmness is the graceful form of Confidence.

Exceptions are not always the proof of the old rule; they can also be the harbinger of a new one.

Nothing is so often and so irrevocably missed as the opportunity which crops up daily.

There are very few honest friends--the demand is not particularly great.

Pain is the great teacher of mankind. Beneath its breath souls develop.

Poverty is a result of poor choices not of poor luck

Meditation is good for the elderly, great for adults, even greater for children, and greater still for pregnant women. So, meditate and be well.

If a thief and an immoral society finds a thief and an immoral political leader, it will support him to the death!

Human Salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.

The earliest you can play Christmas music is on Thanksgiving.

Child of mortality, whence comest thou? Why is thy countenance sad, and why are thine eyes red with weeping?

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow.

One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them.

Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding.

We are going to impose our agenda on the coverage by dealing with issues and subjects that we choose to deal with.