People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

Sometimes, the intent is good enough when the action seems impossible.

To solve the problem of organizing world peace we must establish world law and order.

Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.

I will answer anything I can with honor, but not about others.

The man who reads only for improvement is beyond the hope of much improvement before he begins.

How do you get rid of the trash? It's out there in society, it's going on every day. You can educate children an awful lot easier than you can get rid of the trash.

We are always going to put the best interests of kids above the rights, privileges and priorities of adults.

Leadership is one of the most enduring, universal human responsibilities.

What I'm saying is that until somebody steps up and actually has a forceful attack on Donald Trump and actually takes him down a notch, Donald Trump is just going to keep plowing through.