People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Truth has to be credible or it makes as much trouble as any lie!

A wise quote may not be famous and a famous quote may not be wise! Stick to the wise as the other one is just a bubble!

Love, far from being blind, is the very emotion that allows us to see.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Bye, bye! I'm from Colombia! I'm Sofia Vergara!

I went to a performance of 'The Crucible' at the Guthrie when I was a sophomore in high school, and I knew right away that that's what I wanted to do

To-morrow to fresh woods, and pastures new.

I was in them million dollar meetings, he was cheatin. All up in the church, he was sneakin wit the deacon.

Great sorrow makes sacred the sufferer.

Wow, I did so much for young black girls and girls around the world.