People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

Act on your instinct. It is the spirit of your divinity.

If organizations measure the input to the strategy implementation, but not the output, it’s a recipe for disaster.

The Internet was a wonderful invention. It was a computer network which people used to remind other people that they were awful pieces of shit.

I'd rather do new stuff. The old stuff is better to talk about than to see. It always sounds better than it really is.

The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

The highest order that was ever instituted on earth is the order of faith.

Soloing is serious business, because you can be seriously dead.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

The time has come for us to understand that the Eternal Feminine is the greatest power in this Universe.