People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We can bring into being, the things we dream. So much of what we are is, limited or expanded by, what we think.

When you is precious to God, you become important to Satan.

Musicals are famous for being in a constant state of flux.

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.

V-J Day, or Victory in Japan Day, marks the date of the Japanese surrender that ended fighting in the Pacific.

I kind of conned you into believing you were falling in love with a healthy person.

Nothing can be found in the intellect if previously has not been found in the senses.

Most writers do similar things in their minds. It's how the mind works, basically.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

Not an angel of the air, Bird melodious or bird fair, Be absent hence!