People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before they die. The process is called "Living".

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Just be kind to be wise and to be intelligent.

Turn your adversity into building blocks for the palace of your dreams.

I am trying to attend every training session and do all of my workouts.

Circumstances may accumulate so strongly even against an innocent man, that directed, sharpened, and pointed, they may slay him.

The sweetest things become the most bitter by excess.

To restrict the artist is a crime. It is to murder germinating life

There is no small act of kindness. Every compassionate act makes large the world.

It's really fun to listen to other people and be an accompanist.

I have accomplished everything I set out to accomplish when I started playing the sport at 7. And probably even more.

The one thing I like about the religion is, I'm never at a loss to do something. No matter what happens in my life, there is something for me to do so I don't feel as though I have lost control.