People say, 'Grimm, you've been shot like 50. So why don't you just rhyme like 50? Then, you could get the money like 50, Otherwise, before you see success...you'll be 50.'

If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war. If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.

How often when we are comfortable, we begin to long for something new!

Mirror, mirror, here I stand. Who is the fairest in the land?

Love is like death, it must come to us all, but to each his own unique way and time, sometimes it will be avoided, but never can it be cheated, and never will it be forgotten.

Food for thought, eat my words with your mind: Emcees are grapes, and grapes are crushed to wine.

He who helped you when you were in trouble ought not afterwards be despised by you

I'm Death, and I make sure that everyone is equal.

The true poet, is like a man who's happy anywhere, in endless measure, if he's allowed to look at leaves and grass, to see the sun rise and set.

Get burnt like a candle, very hard to handle, Do miracles in Nikes like Jesus did in sandals.

There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will.

To Avoid Self Destruction Is Not To Be Grouped Through Life By Pursuing Education Alone

Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife.

If we do our best and make efforts, a peaceful and great future will become ours without fail. Whether we succeed or not depends on the strength of our resolve and the amount of our endeavor.

I know a bigot when I see a bigot.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

I've come to realize that life, while being everything, is also strangely not much. Except when the light shines on it a different way and then you realize it's a lot after all!

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.

Smiling half-reluctance seems to promise more than the frankest gesture of desire.

All the truly great stand-ups say, "I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work." To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

I'm pouring my guts out so they can feel like your guts at the same time.