People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Passion Ignited Is A Sign Of New Discovery

Men like fun much more than they like clever

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

You are doing better than you think you are.

The question is, do you want to play Russian roulette with your brain?

Justice will overtake fabricators of lies and false witnesses.

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

I've heard that shampooing your hair everyday is bad for the scalp.

The purpose of art is mystery.

To be romantic is quite simply to allow yourself to fall in love with life - all of life - and experience it fully, openly, passionately, and purposefully