People say friends don't destroy each otherWhat do they know about friends?

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

All art is but dirtying the paper delicately.

Freedom is not having everything we crave, it's being able to go without the things we crave and being OK with it.

Be so busy competing with your old self until you start to see no reason to ever compete with others.

It is in your act that you exist not in your body. Your act is yourself and there is no other you.

I love being on 'Modern Family.' One of my favorite things is looking forward to going to work every day.

There are no strangers in Freemasonry, only friends you've yet to meet.

Our household is built on love and respect. And we don't really let negative vibes stay too long. It's worked out. I got a great family, great kids.

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

Faith is what gets you started. Hope is what keeps you going. Love is what brings you to the end.

I really think that 'Sports Illustrated' is a big step in the "healthy is the new skinny" movement.