People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Unapologetically be yourself everyday in every way.

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

Pilots are drawn to flying because it's a perfect combination of science, romance and adventure.

I have this book club, and we don't read one book; we offer up a few suggestions and create a library over time.

Blest leisure is our curse; like that of Cain, It, makes us wander, wander earth around, To fly that tyrant Thought. As Atlas groan'd The world beneath, we groan beneath an hour.

Those of us who preach religion: Preach the meaning of "ritual," and stop burying the people and enslaving the people by religious rituals, and then showing them a hypocritical example in leadership!

I hate studio. For me, studio is a trap to overproduce and repeat yourself. It is a habit that leads to art pollution.

Ask before offering advice or reassurance.

There are so many things I'd like to do. Like becoming a parent. To me that is the next natural progression in life.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.