People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese

In the end, only the truth will survive.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man

The season of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of success.

I love writing and photography and the natural world that inspires them both. I'm working on getting as lost as I can in the beauty before it is completely wiped clean by the madness of man.

It reminds me of how grandmother always had the right costume for me to wear. You wear the right outfit and you feel like the person you're pretending to be.

I enjoy both comedy and drama, and have had memorable experiences in both film and T.V.

As far as your self-control goes, as far goes your freedom.

It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family...It's that no one runs in you family!