People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

God is a lot of things to a lot of people but I don’t think he is a cheap party host with limited grace to give out.

Persistence is a writer's best friend disguised as a bully.

Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others.

One of the only coherent philosophical positions is thus revolt. It is a constant confrontation between man and his own obscurity.

Failure doesn't mean anything, it just means changing paths.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

The end of all activity in the church is to see that a man and a woman with their children are happy at home, sealed for eternity.

I believe that reality TV should be called 'not reality' TV; it's fiction.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

The sole way to save oneself is to save others. Or to struggle to save others -even that is sufficient.