People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!".

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Never can tell when you might come on somebody needs skinning.

I'm fourteen years old; that's almost half-way to thirty. I need my own space.

I don't even want to go to the Pride marches anymore. The politics have been removed almost entirely. They're just huge corporate showcases.

The trumpet was not a lyrical singing instrument.

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.

We're becoming so much better at destigmatizing all sorts of things, including mental illness in 'Silver Linings'.

My mission in life is to try and get to a point where my insides world is not affected by the outside world.

Surrender happens by Grace. All we're doing is cleaning up the room so when Surrender walks in, He can sit down.

To disregard what the world thinks of us is not only arrogant but utterly shameless. [Lat., Negligere quid de se quisque sentiat, non solum arrogantis est, sed etiam omnino dissoluti.]

The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death.