People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

Big oaks grow from small acorns, and activity is a precursor to accomplishment. You don't think yourself into success.

Be first: achieve every dream.

You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.

Not too many people know how hard I have worked since I broke my jaw. I have been flogging myself on the training paddock.

Construction is a matter of optimism; its a matter of facing the future with confidence.

My acting career began at age three and my parents got me into it. I was in a McDonald's commercial.

A thief is a man in need. A liar is a man in fear.

The more the flesh is wasted by affliction, so much more is the Spirit strengthened by inward grace.

Wise man was he who counselled that speculation should have free course, and look fearlessly towards all the thirty-two points of the compass, whithersoever and howsoever it listed.