People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

Chase away sorrow by living

No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.

Ninety percent of the cases of polio are in security-vulnerable areas.

In the Middle East there are two kinds of regimes - those that could be worse, and those that couldn't be worse.

Say heat. Say wet between my legs. Say legs. Seriously, I want you to. Stockings. Whisper it. The word is meant to be whispered.

Age whitens hairs, but not sin.

When you suddenly appear on the scene and you are the new face, everything centers on you. I experienced this in my mid-20s and I found it rather hard.

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original.

Our contention has always been that Shakespeare is our greatest living author. If he can survive a season on Broadway, he must be.

I used to be, like, "Sleep when I die."