People think I'm as shallow and superficial as I look, and it's a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Love is more about being the right person than finding the right person.

Breakfast seemed to be a good time for throwing your emotions around. Jodie said that at this place emotions were like Frisbees – people just tossed them around all day long like they were at a park.

Therefore the clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him.

Persecution is as necessary to religion as pruning to an orchard.

Politics are private. I don't understand people who try to convince you to join one party or another.

A sweetly scented angel fell, she laid her head upon my disbelief, and battled with me with her ever smile.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

Once the 'portals of the future close - in Amazonia, Siberia or the Arctic - we will find ourselves powerless to affect the outcome of this dreadful tale.

Relations are errors that Nature makes. / Your spouse you can put on the shelf. / But your friends, dear friends, are the quaint mistakes / You always commit yourself.

Global politics remains extremely complex and countries have different interests, which will also lead them to make what might seem as rather bizarre friends and allies.