People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I sleep with the lights on now. Not because I’m afraid of the dark, but because I like to keep the night as far away as I can.

It is by standing up for the rights of girls and women that we truly measure up as men.

A kiss is like singing into someone's mouth.

Compared with games, reality is disconnected.

We are in a new era, a new era where campaign rules certainly don't apply, and who knows what other rules don't apply.

Objective judgement, now, at this very moment. Unselfish action, now, at this very moment. Willing acceptance - now, at this very moment - of all external events. That's all you need.

Life is not yours to take.

It is those books which a man possesses but does not read which constitute the most suspicious evidence against him.

Even the most perfect reproduction of a work of art is lacking in one element: its presence in time and space, its unique existence at the place where it happens to be.