People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The thing to be wished for, is not that the mountains should become easier, but that men should become wiser and stronger.

How desirable is this simplicity! Who will give it to me? I will quit all else; it is the pearl of great price.

The transformation of capitalism is unstoppable because we need limits on resources for humans to survive.

What I definitely learnt from Michael Jackson is that simple is almost always better. As a songwriter, as an artist period.

Money talks but it can't sing and dance and it don't walk.

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings.

If only everyone could experience the joy of being Christian, being loved by God Who gave His Son for us!

There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that.

If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry.

Tell the truth, lies are difficult to remember.