People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

Precision is not one of the qualities that comes out in my work.

Without a doubt, at the center of the New Testament there stands the Cross, which receives its interpretation from the Resurrection.

The greatest gap in sports is between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl. The winner has confetti, parades, rings, the whole thing. The loser puts his head down and goes to his house.

I think the first year and a half that I was in New York I was having trouble just living somewhere. Back in them days the city was a lot different than it is now.

An easy-going husband is the one indispensable comfort of life.

I've always been a strong believer that you were born with the hair you've got, but have the ability to get the hair you want.

Only the heart can speak or hear that which is authentic

I was told having a website would help me. I have yet to figure out why my life story needs to be on the web.