[People] think that they run the world. They think this election's an aberration. They think that [Donald] Trump is subhuman and a gigantic accident and that they're all threatened.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I am very frustrated by fear of imagination, I don’t think that’s healthy.

A mind can bleed a heart to death.

It's hard to be in a bad mood when you're walking around looking like you're about to play the semifinals at Wimbledon.

I feel like we have to have [plus size models] as soon as possible. We're the norm. We're the majority.

The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is the pretense of intelligent ignorance. The former is teachable; the latter is not.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

We are not imprisoned by circumstances, setbacks, mistakes or staggering defeats, we are freed by our choices.

No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do.

It is very difficult for [people] to accept the idea that someone as inconsequential as Oswald could have killed someone as consequential as Kennedy.