People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Potential is not an endpoint but a capacity to grow and learn.

I ache for you.

It is by believing in roses that you make them bloom.

I would have to talk for a year to repeat a single on of my works with words.

I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role.

When I get the ball, for some reason I see holes. I'm not really sure how.

To have to be sexy? That I hate. To be outrageously sexy? That I love.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

You told me you had destroyed it." "I was wrong. It has destroyed me.

Any man who does not have his inner world to translate is not an artist.