People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

Imagination is Everything!

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

The American attitude is 'We're the best'. That's why the NBA guys who come from other countries, the Europeans, all sort of stick together away from the game.

I've thought hard about my psychological connections and I think I've managed to separate out the psychological from the legal, moral, and political.

I have often wondered who was the first person to realize that eating an artichoke was a good idea.

I watched so many comic book movies where the actors weren't as built as the characters in the book. It made me mad because they didn't look right.

Love is blind, definitely. You never know someone truly or properly, that's what I've discovered.

It's sort of the American way to go up and down the ladder, maybe several times in a lifetime.

All men are just accumulations dolls stuffed with sawdust swept up from the trash heaps where all previous dolls had been thrown away.