People treat you with as much, or as little respect as you allow them to.

No one can sad listening to Frankie Valli.

You men deserve whatever rabbit-boiling scenario dating crazy women gets you.

Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.

It's usually our opposites who complement us best, because they're the only ones who can balance us out.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

Government is just spending too much money.

Later on they send me to Hollywood. To make movies. It was all new to me. I was only 21 years old.

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.

People think I must have been turning cartwheels on the night I sealed the movie deal - which was only two days after sealing the book deal - but I was really quite terrified.

Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.

A true Master does not "give up" something. A true Master simply sets it aside, as he would do with anything for which he no longer has any use.

The same government that requires a taxpaying citizen to document every statement on his tax return decrees that questioning a welfare applicant demeans and humiliates him.

A persons portrayal on TV isnt always how someone is.

The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement - if you can't deal with this, you needn't apply.