People under siege turn to us in complete frustration and I get a chance to go in when it's do or die.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I don't think of myself as being invincible anymore.

If you do nothing, that just empowers the gangs.

It's a disgrace to see my church giving Holy Communion to a man who helped lead a reign of terror. What is the message? You kill, you maim, you commit crime, and you gain sanctuary. It's shameful.

I figured I had seconds, maybe minutes to live.

No one tells me what they think because they're either intimidated by me, or they don't want to upset me.

I've been waiting 13 years for justice.

I'm never in one place. I also have to be careful at public events.

I'm a fast healer. I was on the air a week after I got shot.

Thoughts of love are such a nice way to start a day.

Children and fools always speak the truth.

Oh, you have to charge 'em, Jubal. The marks won't pay attention if it's free.

Right on the other side of our fears resides hope and happiness. We get stuck in our lives afraid to walk over there when it’s a much kinder place.

Nothing builds up your attitude like gratitude. You cannot be depressed, negative, and grateful at the same time.

Face it, I didn't become famous until I took my clothes off.

You are what your record says you are.

[I]f you want instant, reflexive support for the US government's police and military powers, MSNBC is the place to turn these days.

Behold now this vast city [London]; a city of refuge, the mansion-house of liberty, encompassed and surrounded with His protection.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.