People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

From my experience as an actor, choreographer, action director, and producer, I understand the elements and the dynamics of being a film maker.

The reason we should do a carbon tax is because it's the right thing to do. It's economics 101, elementary stuff.

There are no good and bad movies, only good and bad directors

Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth.

You can't make people change, but the organizers of WorldFest hope that people consider being vegetarian for both moral and health reasons

America is a conservative country with a small "c" - they want change, but they don't want too much change too fast.

You've gotta learn to love the grind. Because life IS the grind.

Cause I enjoy both, I enjoy recording and playing live, but yeah, the rush of playing live is really something.

Jawaharlal Nehru wanted India to develop close ties with China and learn from its experience.

Everything within a half-a-minute or a half-an-inch is gold, silver, bronze or nothing.