People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

You can't really dust for vomit.

You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive.

The movies have a way of seeping out there over time. We don't put them in 2,000 theaters. It wouldn't work that way.

I'm married to the person I fell in love with.

Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops.

I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter Sellers, who is still probably my favourite comedian.

I painted sets before I ever performed.

I spent a lot of time in London when I was growing up and I've always picked up accents without even really meaning to. It used to get me into trouble as a child.

We all know many people who have been through this reality, and how it changes them. This happens to be an area I know something about. It's a virus.

Folk musicians have a lot of the same self-importance, but they're way more cruel and jealous than rock musicians - I know this for a fact because I used to be a folk musician.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.

England's bowlers have improved, I'll give them that.

Donald Trump has been someone who has basically taken every position that Vladimir Putin has.

God has to be temporarily cruel in order to be permanently kind.

Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works.

London is a labyrinth, half of stone and half of flesh.

Of course it hurts", she grumbled, tipping my head further back. "Life sucks. Get over it

I believe every human life is a gift from God and we should cherish and protect and celebrate them.