People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing.

I'm always thinking, 'my career is over, I have to move back to Omaha, and work on the railroad, with the rest of my family. So no, I'm never thinking I've 'arrived.' I think that's a good way to be.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

Enlightenment is not a goal to be attained, it is a state-of-being to be regained.

Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.

Marriage is situational but love is accidental.

Maybe this is the point: to embrace the core sadness of life without toppling headlong into it, or assuming it will define your days.

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.

I can't watch my first audition because it makes me too upset. I just think it is really sad. I look at myself and don't recognize myself. I do think fame and fortune changes people.

The thing about the intuition is that there's always a calmness to it, if it says yes to us or even if it says no. It's always very calm and a feeling of wisdom comes with it.

Much of the real computer talent today is concentrated in the private sector.

Property is in its nature timid and seeks protection, and nothing is more gratifying to government than to become a protector.

A little caution outflanks a large cavalry.