People want to catch a buzz. That is why drugs are illegal, yet people still try to get their hands on them no matter what the consequence. Drugs make us happy, they may not be healthy.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Solace of Silencesurreal synapsesof a melancholy dronea dream per chanceshe dared not be alone...

If you're going to have a bad attitude, you may as well not even tee it up that week because you probably won't play good anyways.

There can be no faith so feeble that Christ does not respond to it.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.

God is limitless awareness. There, now I have told you everything I know about God ... a lot of good it did you.

Afflictions make the heart more deep, more experimental, more knowing and profound, and so, more able to hold, to contain, and beat more.

Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.

The same contingencies of time and space that force a statesman or soldier to make decisions, impel the historian, though with less urgency, to make up his mind.