People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger.

Writing is like knitting. Stitch after stitch, word by word, and before you know it you have a book ... or a jumper!

Of all the remedies it has pleased almighty God to give man to relieve his suffering, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium.

Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs about it, but you can become quite morbid if you think about it too much - paranoid and a hypochondriac.

If one could have a wish, or an alternative life, I would've liked to have been John Lennon.

The crying need today is not for more laws, but for fewer. The world must be saved from its saviors. If the friends of liberty and law could have only one slogan it should be: Stop the remedies!

And the Ring is so heavy, Sam. I begin to see it in my mind all the time, like a great wheel of fire.

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

How many of us have enough trust, strength, and faith to believe that we could do the impossible?

I put a lot of fire in my punches.

O! that a man might know The end of this day's business, ere it come; But it sufficeth that the day will end, And then the end is known.