People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

A smile is the universal welcome.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts, but men of brains who will not face them.

The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, not the triumph of any one force.

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

There are no electromagnetic field (EMF) book millionaires yet, but that may change with the roll out of the fifth generation (5G) wireless networks.

Our every thought reflects our level of awareness, consciousness, and love for this amazing world that we call home.

However they coped, children are not wrong to have learned to do what they could.

When your intuition speaks, listen. When your ego speaks, shut it up.

Stop crying over someone who killed you, start crying over someone who made an effort to fix you.

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them.

Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly. ... we tickle ourselves in order to laugh; to so low an ebb are we reduced.

Who knows what would have become of me, if my parents had not had their influence on me.