People who do not eat butterflies will wear their clothes the wrong way, and people who wear their clothes the wrong way are inviting lemmings inside." -- Muzhduk the Ugli the Third

Well, well, my dear fellow, be it so. We have shared this same room for some years, and it would be amusing if we ended by sharing the same cell. (...)

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

My fans are incredible. They mean the world to me, I love them dearly.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

I suppose our capacity for self-delusion is boundless.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Not just in China, but everywhere in the world without exception, one either leans to the side of imperialism or the side of socialism. Neutrality is mere camouflage; a third road does not exist.

Always I believe that I can play better. But I am happy.

Once more consider, there is nothing, but heaven, worth setting our hearts upon.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.