People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

War is strange. In the beginning it is about people

When the living gets unburdened with needs and desires, the life becomes simple and easy to carry.

Trust means that they will never throw our pain and vulnerabilities in our face. Trust means we know they will protect us and our innermost thoughts and shared feelings without question.

Obstacles are opportunities turned upside down...or prisons self-imposed.

Sometimes we have to try on a few different personalities before we found ourselves.

I wanted to be the kind of woman who would attract a certain kind of man that I could respect. That was my thinking. It had to do with the kind of couple I would be a part of.

I've found myself getting more and more cynical about what's happening to the planet - it makes me furious.

In novels and autobiographies, the first positive move that the immigrant makes towards assimilation is to buy himself a suit of city clothes.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Soon I'll be thinner than all of you, she swore to herself. And then I'll be the winner. The thinner is the winner.