People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Maximize all your gifts and potentials

I want to get enough [money] to take off the hardships of life and leave me free to follow the ideas that interest me the most.

Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

Leaders must (1) define the business of the business, (2) create a winning strategy, (3) communicate persuasively, (4) behave with integrity, (5) respect others, and (6) act.

Next to Morning Pages and Artist Dates, the most potent tool for contacting inner guidance and creativity is walking.

The man of knowledge acquires something new everyday, and the man of Tao lets go of something new every day.

Non-co-operation intended to pave the way to real honourable and voluntary co-operation based on mutual respect and trust.

Government does not do ANYthing as well as the private sector does, and that includes educating your children.

In art one is usually totally alone with oneself.