People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

How can you tell when the devil is lying? His lips are moving.

I ask you, what good is a big picture window and the lavish appointments and a priceless decor in a home if there is no mother there?

All of nature is resurrection.

Developing low carbon sources of energy supply will enhance our energy security

By ignorance the truth is known.

Having no new companions, nothing remained for him but to read.

The good thing about love is nobody can stop you from loving them.

The person who creates from the noise simply adds to the noise. The person who creates from a place of listening, however, can actually make something worthwhile and enjoy his work in the process.

What could be better than walking down any street in any city and knowing you're the heavyweight champion of the world?