People who go to jail breed people who go to jail.

If you want to kill serious crime, you have to kill serious criminals!

I am not their f*****g entertainment. And I am not a f*****g hero! Given the choice, a hero would do exactly the same again. I wouldn’t. Okay?

Like a submarine ejecting ballast, he bobbed to the surface as another sense pulled his eyelids all the way open like roller blinds in the old cartoons.

The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.

Reading helps children achieve their divine destinies

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

Market forces do not make cities, they destroy them

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.

My dream is to star in an animated movie and to have a toy made after me.

I have, as it were, my own sun and moon and stars, and a little world all to myself.

Maria Sharapova is her own empire. She herself personally makes more in revenue than the entire WTA tour.

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

Frying pans! Who knew, right?