People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans (1888).

What we learn from History is that no one learns from History

The Americans are a very lucky people. They're bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors, and to the east and west by fish.

God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.

The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

We live in a wondrous time in which the strong is weak because of his moral scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.

Never fight with Russian. On your every stratagem they answer unpredictable stupidity.

i’m going to love again so quietlyno one will know i’m home.

We must realise that cognitive hygiene is as important subject as oral hygiene for healthy and happy existence.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

When I get to the Good Place I will continue to fight the Devil even harder.

I'm not in love. I'm not out of love. I'm just trying to find some version of the truth.

Ingratitude is the essence of vileness.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

I've come to believe that beauty can be a very powerful conveyor of difficult ideas.

I was really sporty and loved singing. I started off doing musical theater. I left university to go to drama school. So I was a bit of a black sheep.

The body cannot be the soul.