People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Love the wife of your youth. Never abandon her.

Enjoy yourself drink call the life you live today your own-but only that the rest belongs to chance.

Always it is easier to pay homage to prophets than to heed the direction of their vision.

Those who are truly brave, shall never live in fear.

Hello, I must be going.

I love a really good storyline.

Teddy Kennedy rose to become a liberal lion by collaborating with Republicans.

We have created trouble for ourselves in organizations by confusing control with order.

Sometimes colleagues in performance are absolutely astonishing.

Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!