People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

Since in reality all is void, Whereon can the dust fall?

No man can possibly improve in any company for which he has not respect enough to be under some degree of restraint.

I've always had an interest in vampire films - not just 'Nosferatu,' but there are many others that I have enjoyed: Abel Ferrara,Coppola, Neil Jordan.

I feel like a little boy who is constantly offered new toys.

I love history, cultural and religious studies, philosophy, photography and traveling.

But until a person can say deeply and honestly, "I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday," that person cannot say, "I choose otherwise.

We almost always have choices, and the better the choice, the more we will be in control of our lives.