People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

The laws are made to be broken, ... if nobody will break them why they are made???

Why do the Gods make kings and queens if not to protect the ones who can't protect themselves?

In a sense, there's a great truth to that, but, also I was a great reader.

Freedom of expression is no longer a political nicety, but a precondition for economic competitiveness.

Crises precede transformation.

All knowledge is valuable to a librarian.

I'd love to follow the Tour de France one day. It's a really exciting spectacle. I've only seen it once as it was coming into Paris and that was very exciting for me. I have memories of that.

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self-esteem. They're no good at all.

People love what they're used to, I guess." "No." You shook your head. "People should love what needs loving. That way they can save it.

The first task of the poet is to create the person who will write the poems.