People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

If you don't believe in God, I don't believe in you.

It comes down to competitiveness. I hate to lose. We want people in our organization that hate to lose - that want to compete every single day, so you continue to strive to win.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

If the facts are contrary to any predictions, then the hypothesis is wrong no matter how appealing.

I think we’re at the stage where we’re not musicians but not idols either. In a way, we also feel bad for being called idols

I think very fundamentally to being Libertarian is not having a social agenda. I accept who you are and the life that you live as long as your life does not adversely affect mine.

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.

I assume everything I'm saying in an email or saying on the telephone is being looked at.

New York is not a city to return to in defeat.