People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Sometimes you fail your chemistry test and other times it's explosive.

Yes, Mel. That's exactly why I left without explaining. Because I think about you before I think about myself. Always remember that, Little Ballerina. Always.

There is no way of salvation except through the cross of Christ.

If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance

God has infinite attention, infinite leisure to spare for each one of us. He doesn't have to take us in the line. You're as much alone with Him as if you were the only thing He'd ever created.

It used to be thought that only a certain kind of virus could get into our genome and it's called a retrovirus and that's a virus that might be HIV for example.

Everybody goes down to a least common denominator, and as a result, productivity goes down to zero. And we've seen that in every communist country around the world.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

by thus keeping one pace ahead of myself I need never catch up with the truth.

But you can be happy, if you've a mind to!

Victory will never be found by taking the path of least resistance.