People who start a sentence with personally (and they're always women) ought to be thrown to the lions. It's a repulsive habit.

A little truth seasons a lie like salt.

Oh, what darkness does great prosperity cast over our minds!

As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control.

We continually want to unmask our heroes as if there were more to be learned from their nakedness than from their choice of clothing.

Lecture is the transfer of the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the student without passing through either.

Only thought is capable of inventing the fiction of a State that is universal by right, of elevation the State to the level of de jure universality

You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'

Crackers are short on sparkle.

When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

If a man needs a religion to conduct himself properly in this world, it is a sign that he has either a limited mind or a corrupt heart.